Enjoy this joke and HAVE A NICE DAY, EVERYBODY!
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.
Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice "
Son : "I will choose my own bride!"
Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.
Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!
Monday, April 23, 2007
Smart Businessman.........
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
This kid will go far!!!
အလုပ္ေလွ်ာက္စာတဲ့။ တကယ္ အလုပ္ရသြားတာေနာ္။ သူ့လုိ စမ္းေလွ်ာက္ ၾကည့္ပါလား။
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I’m worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it-notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
AVAILABLE TO WORK: Of course! That’s what I’m applying.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be “Do you have a care that runs?”.
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no; on my breaks, yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a faulousl wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bred. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes, absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
